NO FAGS FOR A FEW?

Last wednesdaynight 3 of the 4 the Faggots tried to convince me they actually have sex with females. They urged me to write about it on here by going:"I'm not gonna tell you 'cause you're gonna write about it on your site!" and then they told me anyway. One of 'em even left 'cause he supposedly had a date with a girl that night to have sex, he just drove around untill he was sure I left or he had a date with a dude, although I doubt he could get a date with a guy 'cause he hasn't got an ass. Another Fag told such weird sexstuff even the other guys were freaked out. At least the third one admitted he fantasized about Bill Hicks when he had sex with a girl! Bill Hicks! You must be a homo to get turned on by that ugly fucker (see photo)! They really must think I'm fucking stupid as they obviously haven't got a clue what real heteromen are all about. Only one of the guys didn't pretend to like girls so if there's one hetero in that band it must be him. You guess who!