BIG BONERS & BARBECUES

The heat turns people into fucking cavemen. We lose our minds and instead of trying to escape the heat we do stuff to get even hotter and sweatier! Like barbecueing: hey, it's 30+ fucking degrees outside let's build a fucking fire and sweat our balls off. And what makes those balls even more sweaty and sticky? That's right: FUCKING! I'm still in control of my mind enough to keep away from the fucking barbecue when it's hot but what man can keep control of his dick? That fucking sun heats up the blood in my dick and makes it hard as a rock all the fucking time, even more than usual! I haven't got a pair of shorts with a zipper that isn't busted. And I can't even be pissed about it 'cause who doesn't like a big boner? (lesbians?)

Here's a great song to fuck to when it's hot.
And here are some more Raquel Welch pictures to jerk off to when you haven't got a girlfriend or she doesn't want to fuck anymore.