THE GAYEST INSTRUMENT IN THE WORLD

I got to hear the Faggots For The Few record the other day and I was thinking it was pretty good, not very homosexual at all. But than there it was: the gayest instrument in the world! You know, the one that makes you look like your sucking a giant dick and that sounds like the kind of diarrhea you get from too much buttfucking (a very familiar sound in the Faggot-house). It was invented by the Aboriginals to get revenge on the white man by making them pay to look like the cocksuckers they are. Don't fuck with the Aboriginals!

Don't miss the Fags gig on july 15 at gaybar Den Hemel 'cause DJ Killawhale will chase the squares away before and after their show with a set of psychedelic punk BOOM! I will remind you!