TO 69 OR NOT TO 69

Hypnos 69 are hypocrites, they don't 69 all the time when they have sex! You want proof? Their drummer and his girlfriend got a baby! Now please explain to me how you can get a baby with 69ing? I am shocked! Isn't it time for a namechange boys?
Still babies are cool and all. The best time of my life was as a baby. Always laying around, getting fed whenever you feel like it, you don't even have to get up to go take a shit! How great is that?
And this baby always reminds of this killersong which sounds like it's been played by babies.