PEANUT BUTTER SHIT

The last couple of days I've been shitting peanut butter, chunky peanut butter! The chunks scratch open my soft cheeks and it's a bitch to wipe off. Last saturday my shit was almost perfect: a nice long solid brown turd and my ass was clean after just 2 wipes, it doesn't get much better than that but since then it's been peanut butter. Life can be a bitch sometimes.