WHO'S GAY?

So last weekend I joined the Hypnos 69-crew to conquer Holland, here's what happened:

Stuff discussed with Orca in tourvan:
- Robby's possible gayness (he isn't by the way (I'm just saying that so he wouldn't kick my ass))
- gossip about dudes from other bands, mostly about their possible gayness
- what bands suck (the Doors, Karate), what bands rule (At the Drive-in, Jefferson Airplane), bad songs from cool bands (Stairway to heaven!), cool songs from bad bands (Speed king!)
- the mighty Biebob
- fucking the Vandelaer up the ass while pulling his sexy curls

Stuff discussed with Orca not in tourvan:
- NOTHING 'cause they fucking SLEEP!

Hypnos ruled the night even without their huge and many amps and drums. Sunn((o-soundchecks are funny (just set it as loud as fucking possible). High On Fire sounded even more evil than I expected, there is a Satan! Most of that stonercrap fucking sucks. Ugly german dudes really, really like Hypnos 69, they need more female fans so they can get rid of their smallsized t-shirts (and it's more fun for the guy who sells their shit (yes, that would be me)). Backstage is boring. Heineken sucks but it gets you drunk. American stonerdudes like belgian girls.