MONSTER MAGNOT

Don't know how many of you still give a crap (I know I sure don't) but the Monster Magnet-tour got cancelled 'cause apparently Dave OD'd. Read the pretty dramatic pressrelease here. Doesn't anybody else find it suspicious they start yelling overdose so fucking soon? Other bands usually try to hide it when it happens to them and they sure as hell aren't putting out official messages about it. But not with Monster Magnet, they probably think it makes them look cool while it just makes them look stupid(er), if you have been doing drugs as long and as many as Dave claims it's pretty fucking dumb to overdose after all those years. Still it's a very believable excuse for the worlds number one drugband to cancel a tour of course. A bit to believable I think. I think something very ordinary or very stupid happened to Dave, like his new facelift with extraspecial built-in stupid moustache didn't heal in time for the tour or he had a real bad case of hemmeroids. I would say I overdosed to.