HOW TO FUCK UP A PERFECTLY GOOD RECORD

Add a motherfucking didgeridoo! Yeah, so I got a white label testpressing of the Flowers For The Few record 'cause those guys know they own me for not telling the complete truth about their sexpractices, they're all homos and all that but their is a lot more I can tell you, believe me. Anyway, great record and all, the vinyl sounds great except for that motherfucking didgeridoo that fucks up a complete song and almost the whole fucking record, what's the fucking point of having some dreadlocked idiot go WOOWOO in a fucking tube???????????? I tried to ignore it but it's just imfuckingpossible, everytime I hear it it just pisses me of even more, at first you can imagine it's a synthesizer but than it loses all rhythm and starts making those typical elephantfarts those crappy things make and I just wanna take that tube and smash that dude's brain in, except he isn't really around, it's a fucking recording. So now I'm gonna get that guy's adress and deal with the motherfucker and every other didgeridooplaying asshole I'll come across. So watch out you dirty hippies!