SMELLY BAD

Friends in bad bands can kiss my ass. I wasted my time last night by watching some incredible bullshitband just 'cause a friend of mine plays with them. He's a nice guy but his band SUCKS! But their opening band was even worse. The drummer was obsessed by this small cymbal he kept hitting. It got on my nerves. The bassplayer was this farmerchick who would be just fine sucking dick in some Dennis Black Magic flick but playing bass and singing, I'm sorry baby, not for you. The singer should be shot. Horrible crap. I'm not gonna dis my friends band too hard but sometimes you can tell by a band's gear they're gonna suck. A Peavey amp? An Ibanez bass? Digital effects? YOU SUCK and I don't even have to hear it.