THE NEW KYUSS

5 to 10 years ago every pothead and their mom was grooving to Kyuss, now every pothead and their mom is grooving to the Mars Volta, so next year every potheadband (and their moms bands) will play hour long jams with very pretentious titles and at least one not very important bandmember will have OD'd to inspire the rest of the band to make up stupid stories to justify their pretentious bullshit. Don't say I didn't warn you. (and the Mars Volta still rules but the Trail of motherfuckin' Dead would still kick their tiny afroed asses!)