SIMPLE MINDS

First things first: it seems everybody reads this shit yet nobody kicked de Pollet in the balls for thinking Bongo is a good singer. I don't care what you think about Orca was here, I know it's great, it's even better than most of you stupid assholes realise. If you really want to show your appreciation, DO WHAT I SAY! And that means: KICK DE POLLET IN THE BALLS!
On to the stuff you sheep are here for: the second Flowers for a Few show. Everybody seemed to want to suck their dick after the show and I hope they got their dicks sucked 'cause it's been a long time for some of them. They kicked off things fast and loud this time with a smoking Wipers-cover though my man Metal Marc thought it was by the Simple Minds, needless to say he didn't like it very much except for a couple of songs, he will come around! I thought they were a hell of a lot better than at their livedeflowerment, just one tip for their leadsinger: don't play with your back to the audience so often 'cause everybody can see you haven't got an ass and that's fucking weird!
I also saw another good reason why all teenageboys should be killed and it was called Dark Muddle. And I'm sure one guitarflower agrees with me as they fucked up his amp. Turns out these guys didn't even have their own amps, probably 'cause they realise they suck and are smart enough to spend their money on other stuff. Smart boys!
I missed out on the Davolinas 'cause I'm pretty sure they also sucked, that stupid name alone.
Stuff I didn't miss that night:
- teenage lesbian action! That's right: TEENAGE LESBIAN ACTION! (de Pollet's girlfriend said I was imagining things but I'm sure she doesn't see too well being de Pollet's girlfriend and all)
- a whole lot of ugly fuckers from Sharphill Shitty
- a dude with long poodlehair
- the Hypnos 69-dudes all drunk and fucked up, I'm sure they are gonna organize a lot more shows that they don't have to play themselves

Next Flowers-show at the Boemel soon!

extra special bonus: download the Wipers-song here