NO FAGGOTS ON FRIDAY

Apparently the Jokkes hand got stuck in Timmy's ass during a heavy fistfucksession and they had to cut him loose with a knife. So now de Jokke can't wank the guitar and Timmy can't sit on his drumstool. And that means no Flowers for a Few on friday at the Boemel. Let this be a warning children: always use enough vaseline when fistfucking!