KILL BONO DAY

Today I almost burned down a recordshop and being the vinyljunkie I am that's pretty serious! Why? Because today is St.Patricksday and that means you got to play Irish folkcrap real loud and drink that brown piss called Guinness and be all happy and shit. That's at least 3 things I really hate all in one day (Ireland must be a horrible place to live: the IRA, Guinness, folk, Ufucking2 and a million other shitbands, the only good things to ever come from Ireland are Thin Lizzy and leprechauns). Even in the recordshop, my home away from home, they bothered me with that bullshit. At least I found the Muddy Waters lp where Muddy is holding a frog on the cover (I wonder if he licked it).