EXECUTION STYLE

I might be moving to Malaysia soon to get a job!

DRUGS?

Who needs 'em when you can watch stuff like this!

BURNING ACID

Most acid rock doesn't rock and when it rocks it doesn't sound very acid. This song has both. So download this on your mp3-player of choice, stick it in your ears, drop some acid, take off your clothes and go shock the neighbours. Have fun!
The Pretty Things - Burning Balloon

DIEPER! HARDER! IN MIJN GAT!

I was really bored last night. I couldn't find a decent movie I wanted to see and I was zapping away when my eye fell on the lower left corner of the mosaic-screen. There was porn on! On that stupid paychannel you can only see on the mosaic-channel. So I just watched that (yes, I was that bored!). Nothing much, just some guy pounding away on a girl's ass. And then I noticed it: that shit was subtitled! I couldn't read it but it isn't hard to imagine what they were saying. All kinds of questions popped up in my head like: WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT? Do you really care when you're jacking off to a pornmovie what they are saying? Is it because after you come you can still enjoy the story? Are there pornmovies with storylines worth watching? Are there people who keep on watching after they came? If you are a porn-connaisseur (and I know for sure some of you are) please help me solve these mysteries in the commentsbox below. Thank you!

YAMASUKI

Crazy sounds! A Japanese choir singing over fat and funky beats with fuzzy guitars and a glockenspiel (Best name for an instrument ever! Say it loud! Come on, don't be shy, who cares what other people think.).
Listen to some samples here

KILL BONO DAY

Today I almost burned down a recordshop and being the vinyljunkie I am that's pretty serious! Why? Because today is St.Patricksday and that means you got to play Irish folkcrap real loud and drink that brown piss called Guinness and be all happy and shit. That's at least 3 things I really hate all in one day (Ireland must be a horrible place to live: the IRA, Guinness, folk, Ufucking2 and a million other shitbands, the only good things to ever come from Ireland are Thin Lizzy and leprechauns). Even in the recordshop, my home away from home, they bothered me with that bullshit. At least I found the Muddy Waters lp where Muddy is holding a frog on the cover (I wonder if he licked it).

MY TEETH HURT

but no more dentists for me...

THE SONIC DEVESTATOR

Click the pic to hear some sonic devestation

HELLEVATOR

MOVIEREVIEW: As I was waiting in line to buy a ticket for the movie I was getting really annoyed by the bozos in front of me. First off all: they already had their tickets! I had to wait outside in the goddamn cold for at least 30 seconds longer because of these assholes. One of them had this superfancy cellphone with all kinds of extra buttons and crap, he was smart enough to work that but still so stupid to stand in line for absolutely no good reason? More proof that the stupider you are the more buttons your cellphone has got. Even worst was the other guy, he was trying to grow some kind of beard but I couldn't really tell 'cause he still had the same kind of facial hair a 12-year old has got. And just when I thought this guy couldn't sink any deeper I noticed it: he was wearing fucking DOCKSIDES! I hate those fucking shoes, only the extremest assholes wear them. Satan designed them to recognise the people who sold their souls to him. If those shoes existed in WWII the Gestapo would've worn them instead of those big black boots. And they are Dutroux's favorite shoes! So I was really getting in the mood for some violent insanity but my premovie hell still wasn't over! As we were sitting down the guy who was sitting next to my girlfriend immediately got up and moved one seat up uttering the words:'Don't take it personal.', it turned out to be 'antwerp rockstar' (which is short for 'the biggest asshole that ever lived in the universe') Stijn! I guess 'antwerp rockstars' don't like to sit next to us normal people. I was ready to get all personal on his curly hair and let that butt he calls his face meet with my fists but he got lucky: the movie started. And it was a killer! Every frustrated fantasy I had in the 15 minutes of personal hell I had to endure to watch this got topped by the violent shit that played out on the big screen in front of me. Hellevator, go see it when you feel you're going to turn into a serial killer!

VIVE LA CREPE!

Here are some more great sounds for you to hate: girls moaning over synthesizers!
Enon - Kanon
The Fiery Furnaces - Single again
Come on and hit me with your worst Vive la Fête!-comparisons (Belgiums most horrible band but boy are those some fine titties!)

HEAL YOUR FACE

Here's some more of that German Asociality stuff you seem to enjoy so much. Dedicated to all you ugly fuckers out there.

SMASH YOUR FACE

This song gets on my nerves so much I want to smash my face into a concrete wall every time I hear it yet I can't stop listening to it: the A-Frames - Experiment

THE SICKEST SHIT

on the internet: Lil' Markie

LAZY FUCKER GETS OFF HIS ASS!

Hey, Orca, you fat fuck, what about an update? Allright, it's been way too long so here we go: on saturday I witnessed yet another very fucked up Titty Twister (or should I say a very fucked up Pollet?) show, not as fucked up as the previous show I saw by them but still a very nice mess. And still no real twistin' titties, I always feel cheated when those ugly dudes enter the stage (they must be the ugliest band I know personally and that's saying something if you ever saw Hypnos or the Flowers!). When they do their cd-presentation they better have some live-tits on stage with them or they can take their cd and shove it up their asses (I know for sure the Pollet wouldn't have a problem with that, he can take at least 10 cd's up that crater he calls his ass). Other bands were also playing: a bunch of morons with a very pretentious name (yes, even more pretentious than Flowers for the Few!) that I don't even remember but the singer looked and sounded like the gimp on his night out and the bassdude looked like he was in Franz Fucks Ferdinand and they covered Helmet (the band that perfected the stick up their ass sound) so needless to say they suuuuuuucked! Old farts Triptych still sounded as tight as the teenagepussy Orca enjoyed after the show (all that talk about Prince made me real horny).
On sunday I blew way too much cash on a big pile of shithot vinyl but I'll bother you with that later.

TWISTED

Tonight round 8 o'clock Titty Twister at the Sojo in Leuven together with Triptych and a bunch of other crap not worth mentioning.

THE NEW KYUSS

5 to 10 years ago every pothead and their mom was grooving to Kyuss, now every pothead and their mom is grooving to the Mars Volta, so next year every potheadband (and their moms bands) will play hour long jams with very pretentious titles and at least one not very important bandmember will have OD'd to inspire the rest of the band to make up stupid stories to justify their pretentious bullshit. Don't say I didn't warn you. (and the Mars Volta still rules but the Trail of motherfuckin' Dead would still kick their tiny afroed asses!)