EAT MY SHIT

I"m fucking pissdrunk right now so what better time then now to post some bullshit about some stuff you don't care about. Like what rekkids i've been grooving to lately:
The new Motorpsycho for example, I really like that first track which makes it sound like it's a good thing they kicked their drummer out, fast simple rocking without all kinds of difficult breaks just to keep it interesting for the drummer. The rest of the record is very hit or miss though, the second track sounds like a parody of themselves and the whole thing is just to fucking long, it could've been one great lp but now it's just a mediocre double lp.
Psychedelic Disaster Whirl on the other hand is a killer all the way. Mindblowing buttshakin' drugtakin' rock'n'fuckin'roll!
Also killer all the way is The Kinks - Kontroversy, tight as John Wayne's asshole and catchy as AIDS in Bareback Mountain!
Talking 'bout homos makes me want to break out the 'Lavender Jungle' double lp, a gay themed coctail rock'n'roll comp that makes you smile all day, even if you got a bad cold!
And more homorock of course is the Flowers For The Few lp, although I know all the songs from seeing 'em live or in rehearsal I still find myself playing it on a regular base, that makes it a great record I guess if it wasn't for that one tiny detail...
Okay, that's about it, now I'm gonna drink some more!

SMELLY BAD

Friends in bad bands can kiss my ass. I wasted my time last night by watching some incredible bullshitband just 'cause a friend of mine plays with them. He's a nice guy but his band SUCKS! But their opening band was even worse. The drummer was obsessed by this small cymbal he kept hitting. It got on my nerves. The bassplayer was this farmerchick who would be just fine sucking dick in some Dennis Black Magic flick but playing bass and singing, I'm sorry baby, not for you. The singer should be shot. Horrible crap. I'm not gonna dis my friends band too hard but sometimes you can tell by a band's gear they're gonna suck. A Peavey amp? An Ibanez bass? Digital effects? YOU SUCK and I don't even have to hear it.

NOW YOU CAN GET ANNOYED BY THAT DIDGERIDOO TOO

‘Away From The Numbers’, the Fags first album is out now!
Ask your favourite Flower (what if you haven't got a favourite 'cause it's fucking gay?) for your copy on (spermcoloured) vinyl(€7.5) or cd (€5 or for free on Soulseek soon).

HOW TO FUCK UP A PERFECTLY GOOD RECORD

Add a motherfucking didgeridoo! Yeah, so I got a white label testpressing of the Flowers For The Few record 'cause those guys know they own me for not telling the complete truth about their sexpractices, they're all homos and all that but their is a lot more I can tell you, believe me. Anyway, great record and all, the vinyl sounds great except for that motherfucking didgeridoo that fucks up a complete song and almost the whole fucking record, what's the fucking point of having some dreadlocked idiot go WOOWOO in a fucking tube???????????? I tried to ignore it but it's just imfuckingpossible, everytime I hear it it just pisses me of even more, at first you can imagine it's a synthesizer but than it loses all rhythm and starts making those typical elephantfarts those crappy things make and I just wanna take that tube and smash that dude's brain in, except he isn't really around, it's a fucking recording. So now I'm gonna get that guy's adress and deal with the motherfucker and every other didgeridooplaying asshole I'll come across. So watch out you dirty hippies!