ASS

You're probably wondering what i was up to the last couple of weeks since I last updated the site. Well, I did some serious researching which involved going undercover in the alien-underground. That's right I put on a green suit and mask and infiltrated in deep space to find out what really happened to Sjarres ass. As I reported before, poor Sjarre hasn't got an ass. While the other guys from the Faggots hypnotized him for some freaky sex he got flashbacks about aliens and spaceships (so the other Fags told me). I was intrigued so I decided to go to the bottom of this to find Sjarres bottom. And boy did I find bottoms! A race of assobsessed aliens has been abducting asses from all over the universe to create a giant fart to blow away all milkyways into one giant milkyway so the evil aliens can easily take over the whole universe in one swipe! And one of those asses is Sjarres ass. When I tried to safe Sjarres ass from the aliens I found out it never really was much of an ass anyway so the aliens dumped it a long time ago. So poor Sjarre will never have an ass again. Think of him in your prayers.