MONDAYNIGHT PARTY

Here's a free cd of wild ass 50's and 60's R&B. Download it, play it real fucking loud, get real fucking drunk and whip out your tits or your dick and shake it, baby!

MONDAY

What do you prefer: get fucked up the ass by a dozen gay sumowrestlers or go to some fucking mindnumbing soulsucking job?
Have a nice monday.

BOLLYWOOD BEATLES

This clip is amazing! Check the dude in the white suite doing the faceshake!

FOOR

Hypnos 69 removed the link to their forum from their mainpage (maybe 'cause of that annoying orcaguy?) but the forum is still up and Inti is lonely down there. So go say hi to Inti here.

KILLA TV LSD

Germany: famous for their nazis and their drugmusic. You all know about the nazis but maybe not about the drugmusic so here's a great clip by Popol Vuh, it doesn't get any more drugmusic than this.

VERY NICE GAMBLER

Orca likes Japanese nude chicks who gamble and kill in Female Yakuza Tale and Sex & Fury.

KILLA TV II

Booya! Killa TV is back with some hot and sexy videos like Captain America by the Moistboyz, if you're into sweaty ugly dudes wanking on the guitar this will make you come for sure! If you came you can smoke a bong and stare at Panda by Dungen, there's not a panda to be seen in the whole video so that's kind of a ripoff but it's dope as hell! And last but not least listen to some good advice from a bunch of very fucked up Judas Priest fans like 'Don't do it in the back of a car!' in Heavy Metal Parkinglot. Enjoy!

BOSSA NOVA BONGHEAD

Devendra Banhart must be the most overrated hippie of all time, some noodling on your guitar and singing 'weird' lyrics like a retard without ever finishing a song doesn't make you a genius. I do that shit everytime I got a guitar in my hands and people beg me to stop everytime and I am a genius! I just can't afford the same promopeople he and his label can. Anyway, that was before I heard his new album. Still not my favourite music in the world but he finally managed to finish some of his songs and he sings some songs in a language I don't understand, which as you might know, I am a sucker for. It also reminds me of a hell of a lot of Tropicalia (brasilian boys and girls who took a whole lot of drugs and tried to play Bossa Nova like the Beatles would) like Os Mutantes and Caetano Veloso, which I am an even bigger sucker for! What the hell! I like some Devendra Banhart! A goddamn hippie! I am going to listen to some Venom now to wash that hippieshit out of my brain.

Listen to one of the songs I am talking about here: Devendra Banhart - Pensando enti

ASS

You're probably wondering what i was up to the last couple of weeks since I last updated the site. Well, I did some serious researching which involved going undercover in the alien-underground. That's right I put on a green suit and mask and infiltrated in deep space to find out what really happened to Sjarres ass. As I reported before, poor Sjarre hasn't got an ass. While the other guys from the Faggots hypnotized him for some freaky sex he got flashbacks about aliens and spaceships (so the other Fags told me). I was intrigued so I decided to go to the bottom of this to find Sjarres bottom. And boy did I find bottoms! A race of assobsessed aliens has been abducting asses from all over the universe to create a giant fart to blow away all milkyways into one giant milkyway so the evil aliens can easily take over the whole universe in one swipe! And one of those asses is Sjarres ass. When I tried to safe Sjarres ass from the aliens I found out it never really was much of an ass anyway so the aliens dumped it a long time ago. So poor Sjarre will never have an ass again. Think of him in your prayers.

DEDICATION

Because apparently some peoples lives really are empty and meaningless without my bullshit and I feel sorry for a certain dude with pubic hair on top of his head and non on his balls just because his daddy is also his uncle and he gets abused by a band of evil homos I updated this site once again! That didn't make a whole lot of sense. Let me clarify: of course I'm talking about the Jokke, the guitarplayer for the infamous Faggots for the Few. He can't help the fact that he's from Meulestee where everyone is related to everybody else (he's lucky that that he's only got a weird haircut and a very low IQ because of it, I know a a lot more worse cases) nor that those old queers in the Faggots kidnapped him and abuse him and his ass on a regular base. So because my bullshit is the only thing that brights up his poor excuse of a life I'm happy to update this site today and everyday in the future (I hope).