THE RIGHT TO BE A STUPID ASSHOLE

Check this out. If you want to pay 1330 euros for a Ufucking2 concert you are a stupid asshole and deserve to be ripped off. No, that's wrong, if you want to pay ANY money for a Ufucking2 concert you are a stupid asshole and deserve to be ripped off. Wrong again! If you want to pay ANY money for a Ufucking2 concert or cd or anything else Ufucking2 related or even spend your bandwidth on downloading anything Ufucking2 you are a stupid asshole and deserve to be ripped off, your partner should be raped and punished for falling in love with a stupid asshole like you, your parents should be burned alive for conceiving a stupid asshole like you, your children should be taken away and lobotomized for being the stupid spawn of a stupid asshole like you and you don't even want to know what the Killawhale thinks what should happen to a stupid asshole like you.

Oh yeah, de Pollet doesn't like Ufucking2 but he thinks Bongo is a good singer. Again: DE POLLET THINKS BONGO IS A GOOD SINGER!
Everybody should kick him in the balls if you meet him 'cause that's even worse than Steven Marx evil crimes!

IT'S GETTING TOO FUCKING HOT OUT THERE

Or so they say. Have these people been outside lately? My fucking balls have been freezing off, when I come nothing is coming out 'cause my sperm is frozen, I feel like I am turning into a walking sperm bank. It's all because of the pollution they say, so I've been driving around in my very polluting dieselcar to add my bit in chasing this fucking cold weather away but it just keeps on getting colder and colder. I wish the earth was heating up but it doesn't fucking feel like it!

IT'S GETTING TO FUCKING COLD IN HERE

Click the pic to turn up the heat

(How fucked up does that chick look? Haven't you been hitting the bong a little hard, honey?)

BAD MUSIC VOMITING DISEASE

Finally there's proof: bad music makes people puke! It's funny how they ignore the obvious fact that the very crappy Charlatans made the audience sick and not some bullshitdisease (Winter Vomiting Disease???????????? Bad Music Vomiting Disease is closer to the truth!). Since we're talking about vomiting these guys sound like they've been listening to too much bad music and they look even worse!

MARX FUCKS DOG!!!

You might remember my revealing report earlier this month about Hypnoshornblower Steven Marx. Now more evidence has reached us about his dogabuse and it turns out just sucking wasn't enough anymore for this sadistic sexfiend! Check out this pic of his poor dog:

Click the dogs ass for a close-up of Steven's vicious crime.

I think he should be punished by sticking his biggest tooter up his own ass!

SNOWBLOWER

I predict snow up this weatherguy's nose.

A HIT TO SHAKE A TIT

Orca says: "'Waddlin' around' by The King Khan & BBQ Show has got the perfect titshakin' rhythm. Try it with your girlfriend tonight!"

MUPPETS FROM SPACE

This movie sucks. Bad jokes, no tits, no violence, no blood, no crazy shit what so ever. It's even too bad to write about actually. I just needed a reason to post this great Weensong that got rejected for the soundtrack. It would have made the film a little better.

DRUGS & DOOWOP

2 classic drugbands take on doowop, if you're lucky you might even be able to download them!

Os Mutantes - Hey Boy
Ween - Drifter In The Dark

(let me know if it worked please, thank you)

HOW TO FUCKING ROCK

On march 15, 2005 at the Botanique in Brussels the band And you will know us by the trail of dead will teach their course on HOW TO FUCKING ROCK. Be there 'cause you all need a lesson.

If you have got Bittorrent on your computer you can download a preview here.

WOW

This is amazing!

BE YOUR OWN ORCA

- make fun of a friend who did or said something stupid
- get annoyed by something every asshole and their mom thinks is great
- shove some obscure band that nobody cares about down everybody's throat
- look for dumb websites
- be sexy, smart and have a huge cock

(there's just one orca and it sure ain't you)

BIG BAD BOLLYWOOD

(click the pic, dumbass)

SURFMUSIC SUCKS

but only when S.P.E.C.T.R.E. plays it (stupid name, pretentious bullshit,not worth wasting any more words on).

GAY BOMB

This would make war a lot more fun!

LAZY BUMS

I know most of you waste your bosses precious time by reading my shit during officehours so you might like some exercises to stay in shape so you can read even more of my shit. Look here (especially the last one looks fun!), I like to add jerking off on internetporn as a very good exercise.

BREAKING THE LAW

Downloading music, almost as bad as fucking underage girls in the ass if you can believe these people, they almost made me cry! NOT!

Check out the new Beck here.

PENTAGRAM OD

From the Weenforum:
"Old school DC metal band Pentagram played at the BlackcaT in DC last night minus front man Bobby Liebling. He OD earlier on in the evening while The Hidden Hand was playing. The drummer from The Hidden Hand told me the EMTs gave him an adrenalin shot and that was right before I saw him try to take the stage. Apparently he jump out of the ambulance and tried to get on stage. I saw him grab the mic sway forward and then plunge backward at which point he was rushed to the hospital. What a fuckin night."

Bobby is one tough and crazy fucker! Definitely Orca's type of guy!
Here's a free mp3 of the very appropriately titled "Drive me to the grave", seems to me like he doesn't need a ride.

SICK PETER

All week long Peter is sick
but on sunday he needs a kick
A gram of coke is what he snores
than he likes to fuck some whores
All week long Peter is sick
but on sunday he needs a kick

YO SISSIES

You can leave comments. Do it now. Call me dirty names and piss on my taste in music so I can humiliate you in public. Thank you.

RUMRAP

Rum makes Orca rap

ANTWERP ON FIRE

Wouldn't it be nice? But that shitcity even survived the comets that hit there last night.

BENEFIT BULLSHIT

That tsunamicrap is getting on my nerves big time. Here's some news for you sheep:"DISASTERS HAPPEN EVERYDAY!", "PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY!". Now that it happens in paedophileparadise where all the rich and famous go for the winter (have you seen on the news how many of those assholes survived this?) it's suddenly important. Kiss my ass, please. Then I got this mail about some benefit: Jaaaaaaaam foooooor Juuuuuuuuum (yes, it's in Haaaaaaaaaaaaasselt). El Guapo Posercrap, Zornik, Monza and a ton of other assholes all in one room at the same time? Somebody please call Osama and order a suicidebomber so at least one good thing can come from this!

JENNIFER GENTLE

Not a pornstar from the seventies but an italian band who sound like Syd Barrett on speed on 'I do dream you', which is great!

FAGGOTS FOR THE FEW

After almost 10 years of getting on each others nerves in rehearsal Sharphillcityrock'n'rollsissies 'Flowers for the few' decided to unleash their furious sexpower on an unsuspecting crowd live and for the first time at the Boemel (you gotta start somewhere I guess). If you weren't there this is what you missed:
- free beer
- some cute girls
- a bunch of ugly girls
- annoying teenagers (all teenageboys should be shot, all teenagegirls (at least the +18 ones) should be sent to me)
- de Pollet + de Robby (Titty Twister represent!)
- de Moby
- my big mouth
The music was great too, some sensitive melodic crap (for the ladies, no doubt), a very nice instrumental tune (pornsoundtrackmaterial!) and a rocking Mancover left the crowd wanting more, more, more! Unfortunately they were to chicken to come back for more(except for sexgod Sjarre of course who can't stop pleasuring!). Soon at another crappy youthclub near you!

MARX SUCKS DOGDICK

Have you ever wondered how Hypnoshornblower Steven Marx manages to blow so long and so hard on that big tooter? Orca has found out for you! All weekend long he sucks his dogs dick his mom has exclusively revealed to 'Orca was here'. Because Steven sucked his moms titties 'til he was 19 and her nipples couldn't take it anymore his parents decided to get him a dog whose dick he could suck! Now you know why Steven sucks.