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MOTORPSYCHO MADNESS 2

Motorpsycho live in '93 (you got to be a member)! Including live at the Democrazy Gent! I was there! I remember they had cheap guitars, big amps, longass dreadlocks and a synthesizerdude, they included 'Free your mind and your ass will follow' by Funkadelic in one of their jams. A lot of smoke on the stage and in the club from the smokemachine and from the audience including myself. We scored a big bag of supercheap weed and smoked pure joints all weekend, we mixed the cheap stuff with the more expensive stuff, I was so fucked up we almost died the next day when we went to see 'em at the Lintfabriek in Kontich. I had to cross a superbusy road with my tiny Mazda, I still remember the orchestra of carhorns coming in sideways! Fuck! Motorpsycho ruled both times.
Now I don't smoke anymore and there are just 2 Motorpsychoguys left and they're playing at the Royal Circus and it costs 25 euros. They can kiss my ass.

JOIN THE DEATH CULT!

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KILLAWHALE DEATH CULT

It's been more than a week since my last update but I've got a good excuse this time, well, at least a better excuse than boozing and going to rock'n'roll-shows, and not that I haven't been doing that but I've also been studying death cults 'cause I think it would be pretty cool to start my own Killawhale Death Cult! What is a death cult you might ask? Well, there are 2 types of death cults: cults that kill other people like Charles Manson and his Family and cults that kill themselves like Jim Jones and his Peoples Temple. I'm thinking about doing a mix of both, I let you, my loyal members kill other people, preferably rich assholes, and bring me their money and when the cops are coming after you, you are allowed to kill yourselve. Doesn't that sound great? Sign up for the Killawhale Death Cult by mailing killawhaledeathcult@hotmail.com and receive the right to give me blowjobs!

Want to know more about death cults before signing up? Here are some links:
Wikipedia on Charles Manson
Wikipedia on the Jonestown massacre
Charles Manson Website
Jonestown Website

Enjoy and join the Killawhale Death Cult today! I command you.

NUDE NANCY

So I downloaded some Nancy Sinatra Playboy photos the other day thinking this was the young hot sixties Nancy. Unfortunately it was the old Nancy in her goddamn sixties, ouch! I didn't really wanted to see that. All my great masturbationfantasies about Nancy and her boots walking all over me are fucked up now! I can't even listen to her records anymore without thinking about that old pussy and those superfake tits! DAMN! Fuck you Nancy! Fuck you Playboy!

INTINOIZE

I was drunk and grabbed all your girlfriends asses, tits and pussies! They loved it! Finally a real man! Titty Twister sucked 'cause they still haven't got any real tits onstage, fucking posers! The Flowers were even more gay than otherwise! Did you know they sound like Sergio now? Yep, they do! Read all about it here. How gay is that? SUPERGAY! They sound like a blonde dude in leather pants and sunglasses who played the Eurovision Songfestival (the gayest thing on earth)! The only thing missing is a darkroom!