PARTY

Get fucked up, take all your clothes off, shake your tits/dick/balls, puke your guts out and to finish it all off fall down drunk and smash your head, the next day you will wake up in a pool of blood, puke and maybe even shit and/or piss! That's what this song can do to you: Butthole Surfers - Human cannonball

CREEPING!

My man Metal Marc burned all his old Hypnos 69-demos on cd and brought along a copy for me. It was great to hear all that stuff again, especially this one: Creeping!

SHOT IN THE ASS AND YOU'RE TO BLAME, BABY YOU GIVE SINGING A BAD NAME

Here's the promised Acid King-review, this must be the first time I kept a promise on here! That Acid King chick had a killer guitarsound but should have kept her mouth shut, fucking hell! Hypnos played a great Beatlescover but suffered from bad sound, the soundguy thought he was mixing some stupid poserpunk instead of the heavy psychedelic monster that is Hypnos 69. Oh yeah, everybody was ugly and stupid except for some hot chicks (that's what you want to read, no?).

MUSIC TO VACUUM BY

When you're vacuuming it's real fucking hard to listen to music 'cause of the noise that thing makes. Even when you turn up the volume really loud you still hear that annoying buzz. But now I found the cd to solve this problem: Acid Mothers Temple "Electric Heavyland"! This shit is so loud and fucked up I thought the vacuumcleaner broke but it were the crazy sounds of Acid Mothers Temple. Bloody hell! I'm glad I don't do drugs anymore 'cause i'm sure this shit would fucking kill me. Listen to some of it here.

LAZY

So you think I'm lazy. The Flowers For The Few webmaster hasn't updated their site in a month! And they got a new show! Yeah, some dude who never heard them before lets them play, poor guy. 3 december at Hetten Des Rock with Titty Twister and a bunch of other crap in Molenbeek-Wersbeek off all places. In the meantime I'll distract their webmaster some more with a Prince-clip. Prince is wearing gold pants and his bassplayer is wearing see-throughpants, ah 80's-fashion! Right here.

KILLA TV III

Hey motherfuckers, here is some other stuff to look at instead of all that porn: it's everybody's favourite Swedish psycherockers Dungen live in a radiostudio, yeah, it's a miracle, radio with moving images! You can see a dude play the flute, so this is not for homophobics. Talking 'bout homophobics, here's the craziest christian fundamentalist off them all: Lil' Markie live on stage, that sweater makes him look pretty fucking gay by the way. Enjoy!

ANAL LOG

Hey, anybody still there? Probably not but who cares?
Here's a song from a band I went to see recently, they rocked a lot harder than you would expect, well, you would expect them to rock hard 'cause I went to see them and I only go to rocking shows. So forget about it. Anyway, I really liked the fucked up analogue synthsounds they produced and the killerdrummer and the girls voice of course. Like this song that starts off as some pretty groovy spacepop but halfway in explodes with noise like Ron Jeremy shooting a load on a pair of great tits!
Broadcast - America's boy (Rob Da Bank session)

STUPID QUESTION

The dogfucker from Hypnos 69 recently asked me the most stupid question I heard in a while: "Are you going to the Colourcrap-show tonight?". I once spoiled 2 whole hours of my life undergoing that horrible crap 'cause I wanted to to see Hypnos and I promised myself never to listen to, support or even say or write that shitty excuse for a band (of course they're not called Colourcrap) 'cause I really fucking hate them and the dogfucker knows that. He probably had been smoking to much of the devils herb again or was thinking about that hot white poodle he saw in park. I will be going to the Acid King/Hypnos 69 show next week in Arseshot though. You can download the goddamn evil Acid King debut-10" for free on their site (scroll down) for a taste. Hypnos is playing some cool new stuff and dusted off some oldies which is great 'cause I could predict every song the last couple of times I saw them. Expect a review (I hope).

MEUTEURPSEUCHEU

This was recorded the day after my last update: Trio Søt sings Motorpsycho, my dumbass sister thought I was listening to Laïs but it's a hell of a lot better than those stupid bitches and also a lot better than that booooorrrrring Tussler Motorpsycho Whatever Bullshit.